September begins the fall season. I am ready for some cooler weather and crisper air. Let's end September with some humor. Since we discussed pet ownership this month, I thought I would share some humorous animal and pet quotes. Some of these really crack me up!
ENJOY!
"I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night."
- Marie Corelli, Author, British Novelist -
"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
- Winston Churchill,
Former British Prime Minister -
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
- Groucho Marx, Comedian -
"The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat."
- Ogden Nash, American Author -
"I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar."
- Demitri Martin, Writer and Actor -
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."
- Ann Landers, American Author -
"In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this."
- Terry Pratchett, English Author -
"Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid."
- Rodney Dangerfield, Actor -
"I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it."
- Rodney Dangerfield, Actor -
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."
- Robert Benchley, American Author -
Hope you enjoyed a few humorous quotes about pets. Pets are wonderful gifts from God, but they are not for everybody. After reading some of these quotes, I wonder if cats are for anybody. (LOL)
Do you have a funny story about your pet? Do you have an unusual pet? Please share your thoughts, experiences, stories, about your current pet or a past pet. See you in October!
XOXO
ENJOY!
"I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night."
- Marie Corelli, Author, British Novelist -
"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
- Winston Churchill,
Former British Prime Minister -
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
- Groucho Marx, Comedian -
"The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat."
- Ogden Nash, American Author -
"I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar."
- Demitri Martin, Writer and Actor -
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."
- Ann Landers, American Author -
"In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this."
- Terry Pratchett, English Author -
"Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid."
- Rodney Dangerfield, Actor -
"I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it."
- Rodney Dangerfield, Actor -
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."
- Robert Benchley, American Author -
Hope you enjoyed a few humorous quotes about pets. Pets are wonderful gifts from God, but they are not for everybody. After reading some of these quotes, I wonder if cats are for anybody. (LOL)
Do you have a funny story about your pet? Do you have an unusual pet? Please share your thoughts, experiences, stories, about your current pet or a past pet. See you in October!
XOXO
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